Fleck.

Will you marry me?

Well, the South invented breakfast sausage.  The Midwest just got fat off it.

Fleck, Chip said the next time you go, no matter how busy, you better stop him because he'll take care of you.  (he's oddly attached to you for some reason)

OK, Richard, I'll buy that one.

Darlene, that's very nice of him.  Probably because he feels sorry for me because of the beatings my Wolverines continue to take from the Buckeyes.  I wasn't sure if he would even know who I was.  It has been almost 6 years since I last saw him in person.

After that cab ride…how could he forget you?

That was the summer of 2004 when we did the Columbus show and then you guys also did the Cincy show.

*sigh*

Columbus we met at the Quaker Steak and Lube.

True.  But I would imagine what he remembers (much to his dismay) is probably my naked ass pressed to the window.  Boy was I feeling good that night.  Many beers were consumed.  Good times.

Hahahaha…as the only girl in that cab…I can say after 4 long years of therapy…I am finally ok.  We drank a ton of beer especially during Alanis…I think during her set I was either in the beer line or the bathroom line…I remember we almost had Ahmed the cabbie talked into taking us to Kentucky for some eggs…

Alanis was there?  I forgot about that.

Yeah, as I recall, Chip and I were lobbying for Waffle House on that ride back to the hotel.  Good times.