BNL Chatter / Misc. / yo David!

story Dec 6th 1:00 am

Happy Birthday!!!

may you have the finest year yet with plenty of good things to come along!

Jen Dec 6th 8:20 am

Doh! Story beat me to it.  :)

49 years ago, the world became a better place because you were born.  Congrats, hope you have a wonderful day.  *birthday smooches* 

Richard Dec 6th 12:48 pm

It's that time again!

David so old his social security number is 000-000-001

David so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph

David so old we found cave drawings of him

David getting so old he startin to fart out Mummy dust

David so damn old his zip code is 00001

David so old he used to baby sit Yoda

David so old he was once a waiter at the last supper

David so old Spielberg hired him as historical consultant on Jurassic Park

David so old he the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate

David so damn old he was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls

David so old that when God said 'let there be light', he was the one flicking on the light switch

David so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus

David so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.

David so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple

David so old he's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show

David so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace

David so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.

David so ancient he's in Jesus's yearbook!

David so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant

David so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs.

David so old he's got Roman Numerals on his birth certificate

Happy Birthday, old man!  And may you have many more!

Peggy Dec 6th 7:44 pm

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Wolfy Dec 6th 9:07 pm

HAPPY NAKED DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bnldavid Dec 7th 8:50 pm

ROTFLMAO!

Sorry I didn't check this til tonight…

Thanks y'all.

No worries Jen….Story has a time zone advantage. LOL.

Love you all.

dp

Missy Dec 8th 8:59 am

Happy belated birthday!

Jen Dec 8th 4:17 pm

everytime you sign something "dp" i go to a dirty, dirty place. 

Richard Dec 8th 4:23 pm

Dr. Pepper?

Oh wait…oh…OOOHHHHH

bnldavid Dec 8th 4:47 pm

jen….is the first word in that thought "double"?

sprung Dec 8th 5:10 pm

*shaking head*

mox Dec 9th 3:29 pm

I'm soooooo late! Happy Bday, Big D.

story Dec 11th 9:21 am

I almost posted early, lol. I have a 7 hour preview on the day from all you East Coasters. more if you're inland and West Coasting. :)

OTD Dec 11th 11:13 am

Sorry I'm late on this .. .. but that just means the fun times last longer, right?

I was thinking about you on the 5th & 6th though - does that count?

Happy belated birthday, David!  Miss you!

Richard Dec 11th 11:48 am

I knew it!  Story is a Time Lord!

Jen Dec 11th 2:52 pm

Sorry. I'm naughty. God made me this way.

bnldavid Dec 12th 8:01 am

I think all that milk fed minnesotaness made you that way.

story Dec 13th 6:49 am

Richard - damn straight! ;)

Zanne Dec 14th 10:27 pm

Jen, stop surfing the 'net for porn.

it's only me Dec 17th 8:11 pm

Happy (very late) Birthday! Hey, a couple more years and you qualify for the senior discount. ;-)


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