GOOD

A Monroe County, WI Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'  The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Marshfield, WI.  A $40 speeding ticket was included.  Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.  The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs..

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.  A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.  She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.'  He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."  There was a moment of silence.  He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left…

lol!