| May 21st 6:06 pm
Are They Cheating?
/* Feel free to substitute your favorite rivalry. */
Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when
neither the Packers nor the Vikings made the post season
playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both
teams got together and decided that there should be some
sort of competition between the two teams, because of their
great rivalry. So, they decided on a week long ice fishing
competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end
of the week wins.
So on a cold northern Wisconsin lake they began their
contest.
The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Vikings had
caught 100 fish and the Packers had 0. At the end of the 2nd
day the Vikings had caught 200 fish and the Packers 0.
That evening the Packers coach got his team together and
said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." So
the next morning he dressed one of his players in purple and
gold and sent him over to the Viking camp to act as a spy.
At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach.
The coach asked, "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"
"They sure are!" the player reported. "They're cutting holes
in the ice."
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