Hip Hip Hooray
It's the First of May
Outdoor F*cking Starts Today!

*giggle*

*wink wink*

He's lost it everyone, look away! ;o) hahahahahaha

So….I get back from lunch and I have a voicemail.

This is what is said.

"What is this that you posted on the chatter
those young chicks they don't know ...it doesn't matter
only the elite celebrate this glorious day
yes, outdoor fornication starts the first of may

So drop your clothes head outdoors with the girls and guys
cuz if you miss this…..you will surely cry
try to catch up with us cannucks above the border
cuz we still fuck outside when it is much colder!"

Now granted….I could not possibly do justice to the inflection and breathy grace of which our very own Ms. Christine aka Wolfy left this message.

Thank you babe. You are one wild wild wolf!

And I am sorry I missed ya, but you made me laugh my ass off.

I did not want to post this earlier, but this morning, I got a text from who I thought was Wolfy. It had a 419 area code.  It read:

Davers…I hope this is you.! Ahem:Hip Hip Hooray! It's the first of May! Outdoor *wink-wink* starts today! Yaaaaaaaaay!

So I responded thanking Wolfy for thinking of me and it was NOT Wolfy.

It was our innocent little GLORY!

So I got LOVE today on both the Voicemail and the Text Message from two chatter goddesses!

Thanks you sweeties. You've both made my day.

hahaha… I knew it would make you laugh when you got back….  phew.. tires a girl out coming up with all these poems ya know… ;O)

<high fives Glory>

Davers.. I don't have your phone number… but my area code is 519…. so I could see how you would think it would be me…

cheers for fornication!!!!!!!

have a good one hun….

It's a shame that she doesn't call you anymore!

Cph…..I have no clue what happened to my original caller. All I remember was her name was Carol and she had a funny last name like Faltocowski or something.

The company she worked for has been gone from Green Bay for about 10 years now.

OMG David…. I tottally thought of you today…. first when I was writing the date on the board and realized it was the first and then when the school I was at had its "first friday" assembly…..

it is a performing arts magnet school so they have drama, dance, music the whole deal right… anyway, since it was the first of May, they had the school ballet dancers doing a May Pole dance, complete with the ribbons etc…

At one point, one of the school admins (teacher I think) said something about how pastel colors used at this time and blah blah blah, was meant to repersent innocence….. The teacher next to me (I knew her from last year) and I just looked at each other and seriously LOLed everywhere…. Innocence huh?

Obviously my may day history is *very* different… although, being that it was an elementary school, I get why they didn't get into the fornication rites associated with today HAHA

I can't believe it… I absolutely cannot belive that I have been so caught up in this mess called Life.. that I forgot.. slipped my freaking mind.. to call you Davers on May 1st…

<hanging my head in shame…....>

Hahaha! I was thinking of this post on May 1st this year. We had unusually warm weather (I think in the 70's) and I was thinking about David's little rhyme.

Yeah…no love this year. The entire thread sans the last two posts are from 2009.

*sobs*

Actually -- someone said this to me last month, and I couldn't for the life of me remember whom I had heard that from before!  (hangs head in shame)

Hope May & June & all the rest of the months are treating you well David!  Hugs ....