As you all may know [courtesy of the Bush Administration] many of us will now get a nice rebate check owing to the miserable economic situation caused [as you may know] by the Bush Administration.
 
You need to understand your responsibilities in spending this windfall so it has the greatest impact on improving the U.S. economy.
 
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, and if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan…
 
BUT "NONE" of it will help the American economy unless…
 
We need to keep that money here in the U.S., so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy lottery tickets and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
 
See you at the 7-11? 
P.S. But lets not forget who owns all of the 7-11's