Ok, they're only cyberkisses but they still count for something, right???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID!!!! 

Thanks for being the best friend a girl (or guy for that matter) could have.  I and the rest of the Chatter are lucky to know you, and glad that ya made it through another year.  *L*

Let the old timer jokes commence. 

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy birthday to the sexiest distinguished gentleman on the Chatter!  Hope it's a good one…

Happy Birthday David!  Sometimes I think you are the glue that holds us all together…

Hope you get lucky with the Mrs…  :-)

Happy Birthday David!  ((((HUGS))))

I hope you have a wonderday day!

I ain't kissin no dude, so I'll offer these up instead…

David is so old,
his memory is in black and white.

David is so old,
he drove a chariot to high school.

David is so old,
he has a Jesus Starter jacket.

David is so old,
he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

David is so old,
he walked into an antique store and they kept him.

David is so old,
he used to baby-sit Yoda.

David is so old,
he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

David is so old,
he took his drivers test on a dinosaur.

David is so old,
he needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

David is so old,
Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Happy Birthday to you! =)

*dies laughing*

Richard, I knew you wouldn't let me down, buddy.

Happy Birthingday David!

Happy birthday!

happy bday David

Happy Haps, David! Say hi to ancient for me! ;)

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday there David.

No old man jokes from me here this time. I figure I'd be nice for once lol.

hon.. us old folks have to stay together…

no "old jokes" from me…

HAPPY NAKED DAY!!!!!

hey.. do you mind moving that cane… ?

hope you had a great day filled with lots of laughs and smiles.. ok…  beers too!

Thanks everyone!

I just want you all to know that these messages (and the ones on facebook too) mean the world to me.

I feel so lucky to have you all in my life. You each add something special to my life even if it is from so far away.

And yes…sometimes we take life for granted, but it is nice to wake up each morning and know that I can come here and one of you will make me laugh and smile.

As for the Birthday. It was nice. Mrs. D bought me a pedicure (feet orgasm!) some great LL Bean shoes and boots, the kids got me Juno and V for Vendetta on DVD.

I played Santa for Jamie's day camp at a brunch with Santa, then played with Gibbs for a few hours, did some christmas shopping and had a yummy dinner featuring margaritas and a couple beers.

Needless to say…I was zonked when we got home.

Thanks again folks…I love ya all!

Popping in for this historic event…

SO…carrying on the tradition with just a few more one liners for the birthday boy…

David's so old his birth certificate says expired on it.

David's so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

David's so old he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

David's so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

David's so old that when God said let the be light, he hit the switch

David's so old he was Jesus' Wet Nurse

David's so old when he ran the 100 meter dash, they timed him with a sundial

David's so old when I asked for him ID he handed me a rock

David's so old he remembers when the Grand Canyon was a ditch

David's so old, he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro

David's so old, he knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private

David's so old, he watches PBS (and we all know that one is true!!)  :)

Love ya David! I'm glad you had a happy birthday!!!

Happy Belated Birthday David! Thank you for all the man advice over the years, you're a total sweetheart and deserve many foot orgasm's to come, along with anything else your heart desires. I'm a better person for having known you!

Happy belated birthday David! Sorry I'm late, but I was busy helping to bring my nephew Jonah home from the hospital in Vancouver. Turns out he broke some records for earliest release after a Stage 3 Norwood open heart surgery.

Hope your birthday was great, here's to another winderful year, health and happiness, cheers!