So I was driving done the street one day in St. Cloud, Minnesotah. I

I drove past Jen's house and noticed that she had a sign in her yard that read "Boat for Sale".

Next to the sign was a wash machine and a dryer.

But no boat.

So I rang the door bell, and Jen comes to the door looking stunning as always.

"Hey Jen, I see you have a sign that says "Boat for Sale?"

"Darn Tootin…Dats right" She says.

"And I see you have a washer and dryer next to the sign".

She says….

"You Betcha….Boat for Sale…da pair of dem."

So I bought em.

*coughsomeonedidntreadthiscough*

*coughsomeonedoesnttalklikethiscough*  *coughbutthepersonwhoposteditdoescough*

Yeah…I know.

But I saw that joke in Readers Digest and immediately thought of you.

Did you like the "So I bought em."?

Took that from Fargo….the guy shoveling the snow and telling the cop about the suspicious characters at the bar.

"So I called it in".

LOL

My maternal grandmother's parents were German and she totally talked like that… the whole "dat dere boat times" and the whole shebang.  Pretty funny.