Dribbles on the toilet.

Ok, no offense men, but I can at least understand if you guys leave a dribble. Just make sure to clean it up!

But women?

Come on!

I work with all women, and at least once a week, there's a dribble on the toilet seat. And (guys, cover your eyes), being women, there are times of the month that you should be even EXTRA careful about dribbles on the toilet.

Did your mother not TEACH YOU TO WIPE CORRECTLY???

Seriously!

Is it no wonder that so many women have issues with UTI's and such?

My momma taught me to wipe and wipe till you're dry lol I've not ever had a problem with UTI's or bladder infections or stuff like that. That may be TMI lol but it's true. (and that may not be the reason women get uti's or bladder infections--i'm not a nurse, I only play on on tv).

Other things:

Replace the damn toilet paper. You used it last, take the whole 10 seconds to put a new one out. God forbid you take responsibility for yourself. *grr*

glo -- while there is an absolute eww factor…i completely agree!!!!!

and…while we are ranting…is it too much to ask for my teenagers to actually put your trash in the…I don't know…trash can??????!?!?!  Oh…that's right…you're a teenager…never mind…

*full body shudder*

Boogers on the bathroom wall and mirror. At a restaurant one night, Andrew, Shawn and I all saw the same HUGE dried booger in the men's room. That sucker was the size of a pistachio. Just hanging on the mirror.

Another lovely one is pubic hair all over the toilet seat or back.

Or…the little left over balls of toilet paper that rub off when major wiping is going on…

Not many things gross me out other than the stench of a bombed bathroom. One of my children -- I won't say which -- routinely leaves the bathroom smelling like something died a long, dirty, stinky death.

Now, I ain't saying my shit don't stink. I'm saying this child's is unusually pungent.

For me, dribbling isn't a problem. It's the splash factor. When I'm using a toilet other than my own, I look at how far from the floor it is. Too low, and the splash factor doubles. If it's at someone's house, I'll just sit down. No splashing, no dribbling, no problem. But I ALWAYS clean up after myself. Anyone who doesn't is a rude and lazy piece of shit.

Pubic hairs don't bother me -- we all have them, and they tend to fall out sometimes.

Overflowing garbage cans - both kitchen and bathroom.  I mean, I *know* Im not the only one that sees how full it is.

Amen sprung!

All of the above, and science projects in the fridge. I have a very sensitive nose, so I'm generally pretty good about preventing that. But, sometimes something gets missed. Biff was in charge of taking care of them before. But, now it's all me, so I'm slightly extra paranoid about it.

**wondering if bathroom walls and mirrors are the ONLY place that David doesn't like boogers…**

no d….david doesnt like boogers anywhere.

I also hate the dribble and always clean up after myself. However the other day I noticed something. The toilet in the changing room at work seems to have some powerful pressure because while flushing, it will splash some drops of water onto the seat. So if someone doesn't notice this, they could walk out and unknowingly leave a dribble that isn't really a dribble, but a splash.

Chewing with your mouth open grosses me out, and my roommate does it all the time. It seems to be amplified in my head like when you see a movie where someone has a hangover. What's worse is he often does it with foods that gross me out i.e. sardines and other sea foods.

Yea.. all of the above gross me out…
OMG.. Phantom… that is the worst.. I can't stand it when people eat with their mouth open… one of the reasons I never go to movie theatres is I can't stand the mouth open popcorn eating crunching which is amplified because almost everyone does it!!!  It makes my hair stand on end..  I mean.. how do these people not know to close their f*cking mouth!!!!!!!!!!

and you are right on the splashing part… I noticed that too!  The water splashes up on the seat sometimes…

For you women out there, there is a strange behavior of men to wipe their boogers on the wall right in front of the urinals.

I know where David is coming from.  It's gross.  Some times you get to see a huge booger collection.  All sizes and shapes.  Mostly dried, sometimes there's a ripe one.

Fucking amazingly twisted human behavior.

I've seen it in all parts of the USA.

I don't believe women feel compelled to display their boogers, do they?  I can't imagine the stalls in a women's bathroom are as frightening as the men's room.

So if you ladies are ever jealous that we men get to stand up when we pee, just remember what we have to look at while we're doing it!

LOL--Good point, Joe!

I can honestly say that I've not seen boogers spread about in the bathroom stalls lol

As far as toilets splashing on the seats--that's definitely understood and recognizable. But big ole drops of yellowed liquid sitting on the toilet seat? Unacceptable. Blah!

Track marks.  I'll leave it at that.  I have two little boys and I'm very squeamish about filth.  There isn't enough bleach in the world to make me happy.  And why do little boys think farting is funny?

It always worries me when I go in the staff women's restroom here at the museum and find an unflushed toilet with the lid up.  I mean, we have a transitioning transsexual in Security, but still…

Another thing that I find absolutley repulsive and I just don't understand is loogies.  Like you're walking down the sidewalk and see this big nasty blob of spit.  Its crass and disgusting.  There's a reason I always look down when I'm walking on city streets.  Just saying.

Wait a minute.

Don't most women do the downhill skier position in public restrooms ?

I would think that with their particular anatomy, the aim would be hard to do from there, and the seats and floor would get worse and worse.

I just remember the womens' restrooms back when I had to clean them as a teenager as being far nastier than the mens' were.

My son is bad with the snot.  He doesn't wipe his boogers anywhere, he just does the farmer blow in the shower, and doesn't always remember to clean up the stray bloody ones that fly to the wall or the curtain instead of the shower floor.  Now THAT's nasty.