ya know.. I once had people come to my door preaching to me how the world is going to end.. and how we can save the world by giving donations to the church etc…
I told them after their speech that went on for 10 minutes.. that the world would end when one man pushed that little red button…
of course.. they told me that God created that man that would push that button..
I just looked at them and said.. "Well then.. God really f*cked up then didn't he? and shut the door…
I never, ever had anyone else show up at my door..
I personally say.. nip it in the butt..
if you ignore it.. they send more thinking you did not get the first one
Tell them that you worship satan and by supporting their cause would be a conflict of your beliefs!

I once told some Jehovah's Witnesses I was gay so they'd quit coming to my house.

Church camp is NOT that bad…  I have great memories…

... but this is inappropriate.  If he wants to spread the Word, that's great, ask for a donation, OK, but to harass you?  No.

Can't you report him to donotcall.gov?  lol

Now letter number 3 has arrived and he must not be getting donations. This one has a tone of desparation.

I'd so love to respond, but Jodi wont let me. She doesnt want to hurt his feelings.

Fuck that…I am tired of being begged for money. If I was interested, I would have responded.

He must not be praying hard enough for money.

my thoughts exactly.

I love to mail him $1000…in monopoly money.

And Richard, you'll get my analogy.