Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO!
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

sSeaking from personal experience in working with alzheimer's patients.  SEX would be the LAST thing any of my patients seem to forget.  Yep…seen some pretty gross things…

Sometimes it's hard to remember if I'm in the dining room at the Alzheimers Center or I'm at Kahoots!

ROFL. 

I remember having some old guy grab my boob during my nursing clinical rotation… he damn straight knew what he was doing, too.  *shudder*